My friend made it for me for Christmas! He seemed pretty convinced I wouldn't be able to kill it, so I mean... he must have had a lot of fun killing cacti to test it out!

[this is literally the stupidest mental image he loves it]

I mean, my entire apartment's really dark and colorless and all that fun stuff, but this cactus is totally not taking any of that. It's the most amazing thing.

[...well, some warmth is coming across the crystal, so there's that?]