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CLOTHING 🔪 Default clothes: White t-shirt, purple button-up shirt (a size too large), different-shade-of-purple skinny jeans, leopard print shoes, light gray belt + some stupid chains, three two silver rings (one was given to Tsukiyama as an engagement ring), and three silver earrings. He received the bracelet from the Monomono Machine. 🔪 Boy's Hope's Peak uniform: White button up shirt, brown jacket, brown pants, red tie, dark brown shoes, and dark brown belt. (He hates this outfit.) 🔪 Track suit 🔪 Leopard Print Jacket: Made by Tsukiyama! Between this, the skinny jeans, and the shoes, Ryuunosuke's going to be a walking fashion disaster. 🔪 019 Crane & Tortoise Diamond THE GODDAMN ENGAGEMENT RING: A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica. → Received from Tsukiyama. Not an actual engagement this time either. Now an actual engagement ring! HE'S NEVER TAKING IT OFF, THIS IS THE BEST GIFT HE COULD HAVE EVER RECEIVED. 🔪 018 - Love Affair Ring (x2): A pinky ring that will bring you affection if you wear it on your right hand, bring you romance if you wear it on your left hand, and bring ruin upon you if you wear it on both. 🔪 016 - Kitty Hairpin (x2): A hairpin with a kitten design on it. With just this one little point, it makes girls shine. → Received one from Isabelle in exchange for the Secretarial Clipboard. 🔪 020 - Hope's Peak Ring (x4): A school ring carved with the crest of Hope’s Peak Academy. It is a symbol of the friendship of those who have shared their youth together. → Received one from Duster in exchange for Oiltatoes. Dropped one into a pipe in the spa. Unsurprisingly, it was lost. 🔪 034 - Overlord T-Back (x2): Underwear that can only be worn by those who can lord over buttocks. They’re unisex. 🔪 022 - Scarab Brooch (x2): A brooch modelled on an insect regarded as holy in ancient times. They are also more commonly called dung beetles. 🔪 071 - Maidenly Carry-On Bag (x2): You’ll definitely want to take this with you if you ever go to “Maiden Doar”, the popular spot for buying female-oriented goods and doujin works. 🔪 053 - Berserker Armor: Armor that grants its wearer power like that of a berserker. As compensation, it erodes the wearer’s life force. 🔪 027 - Roller Slippers: Slippers with wheels in the heels. They were invented so that one could move around comfortably in their own home, even though nobody ever asked for such a thing. 🔪 032 - Brand-New Sarashi (x2): Cotton cloth that was worn as undergarments and bandages in the old days. Wrapping this around yourself will tense your body and soul. 🔪 033 - Yasu Shishido T-Shirt: A T-Shirt printed with an image of legendary Japanese punk rocker, “Yasu Shishido”. Only 100 were ever made. 🔪 048 - Rose Whip: A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns. 🔪 052 - Golden Gun (x2): A replica of a gun used by a certain assassin. It seems to be missing a part, and the firing mechanism doesn’t work. 🔪 049 - Iron-Nicking Sword (x3): A sword that cannot cut iron. It can’t cut living things either. In other words it’s useless. 🔪 082 - Voice Shifter Bowtie: A detective product used by the boy detective with the appearance of a child and the intellect of an adult. It can change one’s voice into various other voices. KEY ITEMS 🔪 Electronic Student Handbook 🔪 Week 2 Motive: A picture of-- is that a mass of tentacles?? The text beneath the picture reads Ryuunosuke Uryuu successfully summons a demon. 🔪 Week 3 Motive: A Monobear file of a girl. MONOBEAR FILE Victim: namehere Uryuu Location of body: Uryuu family home Estimated time of death: 10:51 PM Cause of death: Slit throat The picture is of a young woman with long black hair and black eyes. She's fairly pretty, if you ignore the numerous cuts she's sporting. Her clothes haven't been touched, but there are cuts on her bare arms, legs, and face, along with the cause of death noted above. The only family resemblance is how dead her eyes are, but that might be because she's y'know, actually dead. PERSONAL REGAINS 🔪 Beaten-up Book: There's no title and it's written in Chinese and dated about a 100 years ago. If you can read it, it seems to be directions on how to summon a demon, or something like that. The pages are all there, surprisingly. → Received from Tsukiyama. 🔪 Skinny Jeans: Crotch-stranglingly tight skinny jeans, in a fashionable leopard print! Who would ever wear these?? → Received from Allie. 🔪 Spellbook: A book owned by a powerful sorcerer that allows him to summon his horde of tentacle monsters. The cover is made of human skin, how fun! It has no power here, obviously. 🔪 Bracelet: A thick, blue bracelet. Back home it had the power to control children, but that's not a thing that works here, thank god. It's pretty boring otherwise. 🔪 Caster's Crystal Ball: It's a plain crystal ball that can't do anything useful here. → Received from Tsukiyama. 🔪 Ryuunosuke's Lucky Underwear (x23): Why. Just why. (In orange, not pink.) → Some jerk put these on the Wario statue's head. He suspects Haruka was responsible. Received 22 from Tsukiyama in exchange for Tsukiyama's underwear. SEND HELP. CHARACTER REGAINS 🔪 Secretarial Clipboard: Can't be a proper secretary without it! Even if it is cheap. Good for taking notes on the go. (Isabelle) → Given to Isabelle in exchange for Kitty Hairpin. 🔪 Promise Kiss: Honey held in a charming glass pot in the characteristic shape of a bear's head. The honey is particularly delicious when used to make honey ginger milk or honey porridge. (Kureha) → Tsukiyama gave this to him, hopefully this isn't a lesbian bear vow of marriage or something. Ate most of it with Kureha. 🔪 Beehive: NOT THE BEES! → THROWN AT TSUKIYAMA OH GOD, PREPARE THE BEEBOMB 🔪 Tsukiyama's Lucky Underwear: Tsukiyama's favorite designer panties. The lace is very flattering, completely sheer in the back, and definitely not made of lies. → Thrown at Tsukiyama because he thinks Tsukiyama will destroy them. HE DOESN'T KNOW... WELL HE SURE AS SHIT KNOWS NOW 🔪 Tsukiyama's Lucky Underwear: Tsukiyama's favorite designer panties. The lace is very flattering, completely sheer in the back, and definitely not made of lies. → WHY DID HE GET ANOTHER ONE WHO DO THESE BELONG TO???? TSUKIYAMA YOU ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE OH MY GOD 🔪 Tsukiyama's Lucky Underwear (x3): Tsukiyama's favorite designer panties. The lace is very flattering, completely sheer in the back, and definitely not made of lies. → BANSHEE SHRIEKS 🔪 Tsukiyama's Lucky Underwear: Tsukiyama's favorite designer panties. The lace is very flattering, completely sheer in the back, and definitely not made of lies. → HE'S KEEPING THIS LAST ONE BECAUSE FUCK ALL OF YOU 🔪 Silver's Lucky Underwear (x2): You're already accepted by your feathered weasel family, so show it off with these bright pink boxers. DISCLAIMER: Does not resolve your daddy issues. 🔪 Duster's Lucky Underwear: Merchandise for DCMC, the band Duster is a member of. These can also be used as armor. 🔪 Kayneth's Lucky Underwear: Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi's favorite pair of navy blue silk boxers. They're classy, fashionable, and very soft for delicate skin. 🔪 ENTIRELY TOO MUCH UNDERWEAR → The Tsukiyama manties were traded for 22 pairs of his own underwear BUT NO SERIOUSLY HE PUT IN ONE MONOCOIN HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??? MONOMONO MACHINE ITEMS 🔪 006 - Oiltatoes (x3): A snack food made by frying thin potato slices in oil. Its caloric content is higher than other similar snack foods. → Gave one to Duster in exchange for Hope's Peak Ring. 🔪 005 - Salt (x2): A basic seasoning mostly taken from seawater. Has various uses, such as flavoring or preserving food. 🔪 062 - Prince Shoutoku’s Globe (x3): A softball-sized globe, passed down from generation to generation at the Ikaruga Temple said to have been created by Prince Shoutoku. It’s known as an OOPArt. → Gave one to Futo, since she recognized it. 🔪 045 - Endless Dandelion: A toy dandelion. It’s fun to blo~w the seeds away. The flying seeds have a thin thread still connecting them, so you can wind them back up and have as much fun as you want. 🔪 038 - Radio-kun Doll (x3): A doll of the character who served as the host of the popular program, “Age-age-gaaru”. 🔪 059 - Antique Doll: A ceramic doll with a head made of porcelain. There are many collectors of such dolls nowadays, thanks to their precise construction and the beauty of their miniature clothes. → Given to Tsukiyama in exchange for Crane & Tortoise Diamond. 🔪 083 - Ancient Era Tour Ticket: A travel ticket with “Journey to the continent of Mu with the ancient ones for three days and four nights!” written on it. 🔪 046 - In-Vitro Rose (x2): A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love”. → Gave both to Tsukiyama. 🔪 088 - Drill Chin: An accessory shaped like a drill jutting out from one’s chin. It’s said to symbolize Spiral power. 🔪 026 - G-SICK (x2): Known as the “disposable watch” for its lack of durability. However, since it’s cheap, it sells unusually well. 🔪 042 - Kirlian Camera (x2): A camera that can take kirlian photographs. Unfortunately, it has no film. 🔪 068 - Project Zombie (x2): A portable-gaming-system-exclusive game that was cancelled before release. An R-rated game in which a female rock vocalist treats zombies like her slaves. 🔪 066 - Millennium Prize Problems (x2): Seven mathematics problems issued by the Clay Mathematics Institute in America. The prize money for solving even one of them is a million dollars. 🔪 025 - Forehead Glasses: It seems that if you chant a certain spell while wearing these glasses, you will be able to hold conversations with inanimate objects. 🔪 035 - Hand Bra: A brassiere made to look as if they’re completely covered by a pair of hands. As stated by the tag line, “The left and right hands are for support only”, wearing it gives a new sensation. 🔪 089 - Green Mascot Costume: A costume that makes one want to challenge various things just by wearing it. Looks like a dinosaur. 🔪 077 - Pumice: A porous stone spewed out from a volcano. You can use it to scrape off old, calloused skin from your heels. 🔪 073 - Second Jacket Button (x2): A school uniform button that suddenly shoots up in value during graduation season. Sometimes you can even get a reservation on one ahead of time. 🔪 079 - Water Flute: A flute that makes a small birdsong-like sound when you pour water into the container and blow into the pipe. 🔪 001 - Mineral Water: A drink made of processed deep-sea water, for the modern consumer who is dissatisfied with ordinary tap water. 🔪 061 - Golden Space Shuttle: Gold craftswork shaped like a jet plane or a space shuttle, excavated from the Colombian ruins. It’s known as an OOPArt. 🔪 031 - White Rabbit Earmuffs: A popular item from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Inabauer”. 🔪 058 - Fastball Minister: A baseball-shaped velocity measurement device. You can measure your throwing speed by throwing it into a mitt. Don’t throw it at the wall. 🔪 021 - Blueberry Perfume: A perfume popular amongst men. The smell attracts ladies, but guys hate it. 🔪 047 - Cherry Blossom Bouquet: A bouquet of cherry tree branches. In the language of flowers, cherry blossoms mean “an exquisite beauty”. → Given to Tsukiyama. 🔪 003 - Luwak Coffee: Made from coffee beans taken from the feces of the Indian Civet. It has a unique fragrance, and is one of the most rare and expensive in the world. → Given to Tsukiyama. 🔪 080 - Bojobo Dolls: A pair of male and female dolls that you make a wish on, made from the nuts of bojobo vines and coconut fibers. The wish is represented by how their arms and legs are tied on. 🔪 075 - Vise: A tool to tightly clamp objects such as iron in place for processing. Even just the name gives a sense of overwhelming power. 🔪 011 - Rations: A set of military rations including canned food and ready-to-eat meals. They’re very delicious, and a snake who loves playing hide-and-seek likes them. 🔪 013 - A Boxed Lunch About This Big: A boxed lunch with rice balls, minced ginger, sesame seeds, carrots, peppers, shiitake mushrooms, burdock roots, lotus roots, and butterburs. There’s no meat in it at all, so it’s good for vegetarians. 🔪 024 - Gloves of Tomorrow: Boxing gloves ingrained with much effort and passion. When you wear them, you will want to make cross-counters. 🔪 085 - What-If FAX: If you speak into this telephone about the world you hope for, a full-length novel themed around it will be continuously sent by fax. OTHER 🔪 Way too many different colored pens → Found in his room or taken from the front desk. Some of these are permanent markers. 🔪 Microwave popcorn bags (x3) → Stolen from the kitchen. 🔪 Paper → Swiped from anywhere he could find it. Some of it is blank paper, some of it is lined notebook paper, but there's so much paper in his room. Did he just take all of it?? 🔪 Origami roses → Made by Tsukiyama! 🔪 Ribbon roses → There are way too many of these. Most of them were made by Ryuunosuke, but he has a few Tsukiyama made too. 🔪 Ribbon sunflower → Made by Tsukiyama! It's in purple and orange and it's gorgeous. 🔪 A lot of drawings → Some are geometric designs, some are of cartoony people, some are of Monobear... there's so many of them!! He has a bunch of cartoony Warios all over the place along with other sketches he's done of people in the hotel to try to get a feel for their expressions. They're all incredibly detailed and surprisingly accurate... but it's also kind of creepy just how well he can copy everyone's features. All of these are done in a cute cartoon style though, so at least there's that? 🔪 Way too many sketches of Tsukiyama → These are actually hidden, because that's awkward. He couldn't bring himself to throw them out though. 🔪 Notes in Chinese → There are a lot of these too!

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TAKEN ITEMS 🔪 Default Clothes → These are all here except Tsukiyama is the proud owner of one of the rings. Silver owns ring #2 now, so Ryuunosuke only has one left. 🔪 Hope's Peak Uniform → Look, he's not going to turn down extra clothes. Tsukiyama has the dress shirt. 🔪 Track Suit → Free clothes!! 🔪 Leopard Print Jacket → As if he'd ever leave this behind?? 🔪 Engagement Ring → He never takes it off. 🔪 Electronic Student Handbook → Honestly he just forgot to leave it behind. 🔪 Week 2 & Week 3 Motives → He doesn't really need the latter but the former involves Caster, so. 🔪 Demon Card: Caster → Look, his murderbff is very dead and he's really torn up about it. Also this is the only record of Caster's real name Ryuunosuke has. 🔪 Beaten-Up Book → This stupid thing kept him company the entire time he was in the hotel, of course it's coming with him. 🔪 Skinny Jeans → As if he'd ever leave such a wonderful pair of pants behind?? 🔪 Prelati's Spellbook → Completely useless in Tokyo, but it's still hella cool. 🔪 Bracelet → Also completely useless in Tokyo, thank god. 🔪 Caster's Crystal Ball → He has no idea what he's going to do with it, but it's Caster's so of course he's keeping it. 🔪 Ryuunosuke's Lucky Underwear (x23) → Well duh he's keeping these. 🔪 Tsukiyama's Lucky Underwear → YEAH HE'S KEEPING THESE, SHUT UP. 🔪 UNDERWEAR BONANZA (featuring 2 extra Silver, 1 extra Duster, and 1 extra Kayneth) → HE WASN'T GOING TO LEAVE THESE IN THE HOTEL BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY WANT THEM SO????? 🔪 Promise Kiss → It's just a glass jar now, but it's one of the first gifts Tsukiyama gave him. Ryuunosuke is horribly sappy, okay. 🔪 Origami Roses → Made by Tsukiyama! They're probably crushed by now though, oops. This includes the flower crown because he kept that of course. 🔪 Ribbon Roses → WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WHO LET HIM HAVE THIS MUCH RIBBON. 🔪 Ribbon Sunflower → Made by Tsukiyama, so of course it's coming with him. 🔪 Drawings → Of everyone who was in the hotel! Of everyone who rescued them! Of everyone who was at the party! THERE ARE SO MANY. 🔪 Notes in Chinese → He's not sure he wants to keep these, honestly. But they're in his bag because he didn't want anyone else to see them. 🔪 Love Affair Ring (x2) → These are super cute and look - the one he was wearing did bring him romance! 🔪 Kitty Hairpin (x2) → Why the fuck not, they're cute as hell. 🔪 Hope's Peak Ring (x3) → He will never need these, but he likes rings so here we are. 🔪 Scarab Brooch (x2) → Well, he just likes accessories. 🔪 Maidenly Carry-On Bag (x2) → These are what he's using to transport all this junk! 🔪 Roller Slippers → If you think he's not going to wheel around the Tsukiyama mansion then I really don't know what to tell you. 🔪 Brand-New Sarashi (x2) → Why the hell not. 🔪 Yasu Shishido T-Shirt → Also why the hell not. 🔪 Rose Whip → It's pretty cool, okay. 🔪 Golden Gun (x2) → Also cool. 🔪 Voice Shifter Bowtie → Will this even work in Tokyo?? Who cares, it's hilarious.