[WOULD IT BE SO BAD IF HE FELL OFF THE ROOF WOULD IT REALLY
Well anyway, the guy Silver's looking at is uh. A giant. Okay, so maybe not a giant, but Ryuunosuke is 5'8" and a goddamn noodle, so there's literally no way he can take on a guy who's like, six feet. He shakes his head and keeps his voice down.]
[And with that, Silver crackles and sparks with electricity, at least temporarily; the energy fades for a moment, and Silver takes off into a sprint.
And then he quickly climbs up the nearest tree, hops once, twice, and right behind the poor unsuspecting guy; before he hits the ground he's pulled back his fist, and upon connecting the poor dude sails forward several feet and into a tree.
He's very unconscious, and Silver grabs onto his leg and drags him back over to Ryuunosuke.]
Ryuunosuke is thankfully not setting off the glitterbombs, but he looks totally pumped when Silver returns.]
Oh wow... Silver, you're so cool!
[He's managing to keep his voice down, but for the first time his eyes look alive. The air around him is heated again, but Ryuunosuke wastes no time in producing a knife and a scalpel from his jacket. How was he keeping those in there?? Who knows.]
[TEA AND KITTENS AND ABSOLUTELY NOT SOMETHING LIKE OH
GETTING ELBOW DEEP IN CORPSE they both got elbow deep in corpse
...
So anyway-]
Can you help me carry him? We need to get him out of here.
[The air is god damn crackling and buzzing with excitement as far as Silver's concerned, but it's time to bring their little anatomy lesson to a close.]
[Silver can support most of the weight, anyway; the big help Ryuunosuke is is making sure that he doesn't have to get too much of this guy's blood on him.
How do these two get back to Ryuunosuke's place without anyone noticing the blood? We just don't know. It happens somehow. Anyway, Ryuunosuke's apartment is uh... well. It's obviously off immediately, and that's not just because there's zero emotion in there. There's no color either; the entire place is grayscale as hell. Ryuunosuke makes a face and reaches out to turn on a lamp... which does a lot of nothing. Apparently his apartment is going to be the worst-lit place here.]
Ugh, sorry about this. I got a new lamp not too long ago and it's already really dim too.
[At least his sparkles illuminate the room a bit! Those haven't faded at all. Aside from the darkness and the weird grayscale effect, Ryuunosuke's apartment looks like the standard ones; he hasn't put anything in it or decorated in any way.]
That's the term he'd use to describe Ryuunosuke's apartment; it's dark and calm and still, and Silver wanders in and just relaxes in it for the moment.]
Oh yeah, that works! I'm definitely a night owl and I get bored late at night, so I'm usually here! If I'm not then I'm out getting a feel for the town at night, you know?
[It makes it easier to get an idea of potential victims!!
But yes, we're doing very well today. Look at all of this handwaved cleaning.]
[But Ryuunosuke, you've been here for months, why would you need to get a feel for the town...
...Oh.
SOME HANDWAVED CLEANING LATER damn Silver sure doesn't seem like he just murdered a dude anymore does he.
...
He's ditching his shirt, there is too much blood on the shirt, but his jacket is fine and he'll put it and his gloves back on like nothing happened.]
Are we going to do that again?
[It's... Maybe it's wrong of him, but it's something that made Ryuunosuke really happy, and who cares about that other guy? He didn't feel a damn thing. ...Well, that's not exactly true, is it? He definitely felt excited...]
[Don't worry about the shirt, he'll take care of that! Ryuunosuke's ditched both his jacket and his shirt because uh. That sure is a lot of blood. Goddamn, Ryuunosuke, show some restraint.]
I'd really love to! It was super fun! It was just so--
[FISTPUMP!!!]
It was so cool!!
[And that's ridiculously loud, punctuated by glitterbombs going off. Ryuunosuke sighs in frustration and tries to shake some of the glitter out of his hair. Again.]
[He's kind of fucked up and broken but you know what he does understand that killing people is not actually normal and we probably shouldn't be doing that.
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Well anyway, the guy Silver's looking at is uh. A giant. Okay, so maybe not a giant, but Ryuunosuke is 5'8" and a goddamn noodle, so there's literally no way he can take on a guy who's like, six feet. He shakes his head and keeps his voice down.]
Nope. I can't take him.
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[And with that, Silver crackles and sparks with electricity, at least temporarily; the energy fades for a moment, and Silver takes off into a sprint.
And then he quickly climbs up the nearest tree, hops once, twice, and right behind the poor unsuspecting guy; before he hits the ground he's pulled back his fist, and upon connecting the poor dude sails forward several feet and into a tree.
He's very unconscious, and Silver grabs onto his leg and drags him back over to Ryuunosuke.]
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Ryuunosuke is thankfully not setting off the glitterbombs, but he looks totally pumped when Silver returns.]
Oh wow... Silver, you're so cool!
[He's managing to keep his voice down, but for the first time his eyes look alive. The air around him is heated again, but Ryuunosuke wastes no time in producing a knife and a scalpel from his jacket. How was he keeping those in there?? Who knows.]
Alright, let me show you how it's done--
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GETTING ELBOW DEEP IN CORPSE they both got elbow deep in corpse
...
So anyway-]
Can you help me carry him? We need to get him out of here.
[The air is god damn crackling and buzzing with excitement as far as Silver's concerned, but it's time to bring their little anatomy lesson to a close.]
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Oh yeah, sure! I'm kind of a lightweight, but I'll do what I can to help!
[Ryuunosuke is still sparkling like hell, but at least there isn't glitter. LET'S GO, SILVER!!]
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...]
Hey, Ryuunosuke?
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Yeah? What is it?
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[How... Does he hide this. The blood, the smell--]
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[...oh, wait, um.]
Just to warn you, my place is kinda... really weird. 'Cause of the apathy stuff.
[At least, he thinks that's what it is.]
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[Buddy we just killed a guy together do you really think he's going to care--]
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[...after the body's uh. taken care of. yeah.
How do these two get back to Ryuunosuke's place without anyone noticing the blood? We just don't know. It happens somehow. Anyway, Ryuunosuke's apartment is uh... well. It's obviously off immediately, and that's not just because there's zero emotion in there. There's no color either; the entire place is grayscale as hell. Ryuunosuke makes a face and reaches out to turn on a lamp... which does a lot of nothing. Apparently his apartment is going to be the worst-lit place here.]
Ugh, sorry about this. I got a new lamp not too long ago and it's already really dim too.
[At least his sparkles illuminate the room a bit! Those haven't faded at all. Aside from the darkness and the weird grayscale effect, Ryuunosuke's apartment looks like the standard ones; he hasn't put anything in it or decorated in any way.]
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That's the term he'd use to describe Ryuunosuke's apartment; it's dark and calm and still, and Silver wanders in and just relaxes in it for the moment.]
Can I come over more often?
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[Well that's... not what he was expecting at all, hang on.]
Why? Oh-- Is it that apathy-calming thing?
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[He doesn't feel like running a god damn mile or three in here. He'd sit down, but he doesn't want to get blood on anything...]
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[NOW COME ON, LET'S GET YOU CLEANED UP]
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[Let's get cleaned up. He is scrubbing his skin god damn spotless.
Luckily, most of the blood is on his arms and not his clothes- and he had the foresight to take off his gloves first! We're doing well today.
Some random asshole is dead and we're playing house.]
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[It makes it easier to get an idea of potential victims!!
But yes, we're doing very well today. Look at all of this handwaved cleaning.]
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...Oh.
SOME HANDWAVED CLEANING LATER damn Silver sure doesn't seem like he just murdered a dude anymore does he.
...
He's ditching his shirt, there is too much blood on the shirt, but his jacket is fine and he'll put it and his gloves back on like nothing happened.]
Are we going to do that again?
[It's... Maybe it's wrong of him, but it's something that made Ryuunosuke really happy, and who cares about that other guy? He didn't feel a damn thing. ...Well, that's not exactly true, is it? He definitely felt excited...]
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I'd really love to! It was super fun! It was just so--
[FISTPUMP!!!]
It was so cool!!
[And that's ridiculously loud, punctuated by glitterbombs going off. Ryuunosuke sighs in frustration and tries to shake some of the glitter out of his hair. Again.]
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If it makes you happy, I don't mind.
[He can keep more than one big secret.]
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[Though Bluebeard totally would have. Huh. It's weird to think he's been gone from home for so long.]
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[He's kind of fucked up and broken but you know what he does understand that killing people is not actually normal and we probably shouldn't be doing that.
...
But fuck normal, right-]