Loud guy, white clothes, self-awareness zero. The one who acts all "golly gee willikers, mister, I don't know what you're talking about" whenever anyone points out that he's being obtuse on purpose.
[Kimbley.]
And yeah, I'm currently talking to you while taking in the breathtaking view otherwise known as "my ceiling." I think I've been lying here for three days or something.
I guess I'm doing slightly better. I mean, I'm sitting up. Though I've been staring at a cactus for like, five days. I haven't managed to kill it yet, so there's that.
[...you know that makes literally zero sense, right]
My friend made it for me for Christmas! He seemed pretty convinced I wouldn't be able to kill it, so I mean... he must have had a lot of fun killing cacti to test it out!
[this is literally the stupidest mental image he loves it]
I mean, my entire apartment's really dark and colorless and all that fun stuff, but this cactus is totally not taking any of that. It's the most amazing thing.
[...well, some warmth is coming across the crystal, so there's that?]
[he has been lying on his bed for days while you have the world's most fuckless cactus
this is what our lives have become, didn't we used to be hardcore or something]
You might want to not have any guests over, if your whole place is like that. Once in a while I get company so I'm trying to keep it confined to my room. I'd tell you to take a guess at how well that's been working out for me, but honestly I haven't gone to check in a while, maybe it's escaping.
Yeah, there's someone here from my world that's bound and determined to look after me. So it's for the best that he doesn't see the...everything, he'll shit a brick.
...God, I should probably tap him in the head a bit later, he's probably thinking I died.
[Kimbley.]
But in the meantime, I'm fucked up and you're fucked up, and the same sort of thing seems to make us a bit less fucked up, if only for about twenty minutes. And that thing's probably a bad idea but I can't say I really care right now.
Come the hell on, I'm not going to flat-out say "why don't you just come to this dark alley and wait." Meet me by the library and we'll go find a scenic date spot once we've met up.
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[Kimbley.]
And yeah, I'm currently talking to you while taking in the breathtaking view otherwise known as "my ceiling." I think I've been lying here for three days or something.
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[Things to note, then!]
I guess I'm doing slightly better. I mean, I'm sitting up. Though I've been staring at a cactus for like, five days. I haven't managed to kill it yet, so there's that.
[...you know that makes literally zero sense, right]
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[that is the relevant piece of information that he took away from that
no really where the fuck did you get a therapy cactus]
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[this is literally the stupidest mental image he loves it]
I mean, my entire apartment's really dark and colorless and all that fun stuff, but this cactus is totally not taking any of that. It's the most amazing thing.
[...well, some warmth is coming across the crystal, so there's that?]
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[he has been lying on his bed for days while you have the world's most fuckless cactus
this is what our lives have become, didn't we used to be hardcore or something]
You might want to not have any guests over, if your whole place is like that. Once in a while I get company so I'm trying to keep it confined to my room. I'd tell you to take a guess at how well that's been working out for me, but honestly I haven't gone to check in a while, maybe it's escaping.
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[because for a smart person, you're super dumb]
Yeah, I try not to have people over too often. It's creepy as hell. And I'm saying this as someone who usually spends all of his time in the dark!
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...God, I should probably tap him in the head a bit later, he's probably thinking I died.
[Kimbley.]
But in the meantime, I'm fucked up and you're fucked up, and the same sort of thing seems to make us a bit less fucked up, if only for about twenty minutes. And that thing's probably a bad idea but I can't say I really care right now.
You want to go find a local?
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[...unless he's a total buzzkill about it, obviously!!
Anyway.]
...You're my favorite person right now.
[Well, he definitely sounds excited!!]
Where do you want to meet?
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Alright, alright! I'll meet you there!
[WELL HE'S GOING TO BE HYPE FOR at least a little while until the apathy kicks back in, THANKS KIMBLEY]