Ah, giocoso - why would I be joking? I go out with people all the time. It's just a date, Uryuu-san, it's not like I'm proposing marriage... Really, keep this up and I'll start thinking that no one's ever asked you out on one.
That's actually going to get him to start laughing and he's kind of afraid he won't be able to stop because wow, this isn't just excitement, he's actually really happy which is... new.]
Yeah, yeah, alright? I'll totally go out with you.
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And if I wasn't...?
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[THIS IS NOT WHAT HE WAS EXPECTING]
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[H E L P]
L-Look, if you're joking you'd better-- D-Don't get a guy's hopes up, jeez!!
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Ah, giocoso - why would I be joking? I go out with people all the time. It's just a date, Uryuu-san, it's not like I'm proposing marriage... Really, keep this up and I'll start thinking that no one's ever asked you out on one.
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...I'm really not the first to ask you out on one, am I? Please tell me I'm not.
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HIS CACTI ARE GROWING FLOWERS WHICH HE SHOULD PROBABLY BE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT BUT HE'S TOO BUSY DYING OF EMBARRASSMENT]
No, of course not! It's j-just... you're really hot--
[STUPID MENTAL CRYSTAL BULLSHIT
YOU'RE GETTING THE EQUIVALENT OF MENTAL STATIC WHILE HE TRIES TO SORT HIMSELF OUT OKAY]
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[...THANKS, TSUKIYAMA.]
All the more reason to go out, then, isn't it?
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[WHAT AN ASSHOLE
That's actually going to get him to start laughing and he's kind of afraid he won't be able to stop because wow, this isn't just excitement, he's actually really happy which is... new.]
Yeah, yeah, alright? I'll totally go out with you.
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[And he does sound genuinely pleased with it.]
Just let me know when would be good, all right?
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[...]
Uh, is that too forward?
[HE NEVER CARED ABOUT THAT BEFORE
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM]
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[Whether that was something he intended to say or stupid crystal bullshit is a bit hard to discern, but he doesn't seem bothered either way.]
I'll let you know after I've slept a bit, all right? I'll probably be returning back to the apartment in a little while.
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[he's going to be bright red forever, thanks]
Alright! I'll be looking forward to it! Ah, but that doesn't mean you have to rush or anything! So uh... yeah.
[god, he's bad at this]
...And Tsukiyama? Thanks.
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[Aaaand that, from the sound of it, is going to be it for the evening.]