EMPATHEIAS IC CONTACT

[greatestcool]

IC CONTACT

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Comments

[greatestcool]

Oh my god. Shut up, that's totally not what it is at all!

[HE HAS HIS FACE BURIED IN A SOFT THING NOW, THANKS]

[alchemicals]

Ah, come on. If you want to fuck him that badly, just fuck him so you can get over the whole embarrassment thing. Who knows, maybe he'll like it and you can do that sort of shit whenever you want.

[Relationship advice!]

[greatestcool]

I'm not going to just-- I'm not going to just ask him! That's...!

[look there are feelings involved, that makes this 500% harder than it needs to be]

[alchemicals]

What do you have to lose by asking? Worst thing he can do is say no.

[greatestcool]

I'm definitely not asking him! I'd totally lose my nerve!

[AND ALSO BEING TURNED DOWN WOULD BE THE WORST THING]

[alchemicals]

[...dude.]

You know, somehow I didn't take you for the blushing virgin type.

[greatestcool]

I'm not! Not usually. Things are just... different with him.

[sh-shut up]

[alchemicals]

...Oh, you're actually really into the guy.

[greatestcool]

[s h i t]

Y-Yeah, I guess so.

[alchemicals]

...Congratulations?

[He still thinks you should just fuck him and get it over with.]

[greatestcool]

[HE'D LIKE TO but the feelings are also kind of nice??

Speaking of those, he's still obviously feeling embarrassed but there's something warm and pleasant underneath that.]

Yeah, uh. It's... not bad at all? It's kinda nice, actually.

[alchemicals]

[SO FUCK HIM WITH FEELING he doesn't know]

Did you actually tell him, or are you just being completely unsubtle at him and hoping he'll take the hint?

[greatestcool]

The latter, of course!

[and boy does he sound proud of himself about it]

He's uh, not getting the hint as quickly as I'd like though. Or maybe he's already gotten it and he's just waiting to see if I'll do anything about it. That wouldn't surprise me.

[HE'S REALLY HOPING THAT'S NOT IT look he's weird about this when there are actual feelings involved]

[alchemicals]

...Or maybe he's stupid.

[It's entirely possible that he's stupid.]

[greatestcool]

Oh come on, he's not-- yeah, okay that's definitely a possibility. He's not usually dumb, but...

[Feelings, man. No one knows how to feelings.]

[alchemicals]

So you might not get anywhere if you just stand around looking pretty, just saying.

[greatestcool]

Yeah, I know... I guess I don't want to screw things up though. He's really important to me and if he isn't interested, that'd probably make things weird.

[alchemicals]

Does it seem like he's into you, or is he just kind of wandering around completely fucking oblivious?

[HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE HE JUST WANTS DEETS TBH

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND YOU TRY TO HELP HIM WITH HIS SHIT SO HE MIGHT AS WELL AT LEAST TRY TO RETURN THE FAVOR?

FRIENDSHIP!]

[greatestcool]

[EH CLOSE ENOUGH]

Um... I'm not really sure? I'm not sure if he's like this with everyone else or if I'm just special. He definitely trusts me a lot and I did help him out when he was in a pretty bad place. Though uh, that wasn't specifically so I could you know. Date him. Or anything like that. I'm not that mercenary!

[alchemicals]

Why the hell not.

[...Kimbley, no.]

...Anyway. Have you tried to find out, or are you actually just sitting there looking pretty and hoping that he'll notice you?

[greatestcool]

[KIMBLEY NO!!!]

Well... I'm very adorable!

[RYUUNOSUKE YOU STUPID FUCK]

[alchemicals]

[......]

You're both dumb as hell. You deserve each other.

[greatestcool]

Thanks for your blessing, Kimbley!

[alchemicals]

Oh my god, please just go fuck this guy and stop embarrassing yourself.

[greatestcool]

I don't think there's any way to save me now. You'll just have to put up with me!