greatestcool | ELEVENTH DESIRE ☠ VIDEO / ROCKET VIDEO

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So... I have a question.

[Uh oh, this sounds promising. Ryuunosuke is sitting in the Game Corner, dressed in the clothing of the attendants. He's currently on break and playing a game of Voltorb Flip while he speaks. Someone else is clearly holding the 'Gear while he talks, though he doesn't make eye contact with the 'Gear.]

What are some really rare Pokémon? I'm getting bored of seeing the same ones all the time. I want to raise something that no one else has! Or at least something that very few people have. There's gotta be something cool out there that people aren't using!

[He flips a card over and makes a face when it's revealed to be a Voltorb.]

I've got plenty of money to spare, so I can buy Pokémon or eggs off of anyone who's got something I like. So show me your rarest Pokémon, okay?

[The feed cuts there, at least for the public.]

[ ROCKET VIDEO ]

[The feed returns a little while later, with Ryuunosuke still frowning at Voltorb Flip. He flips a card and grins when it reveals a "3".]

Awesome!

[He looks up at the 'Gear and smiles, tipping his head a bit to the side and trying to look cute. He manages for the most part, though there's a strangely distant look in his eyes, if you look closely.]

I think I'm going to go traveling. I like Goldenrod, but it's been awhile since I went anywhere, you know? Does anyone have any Pokémon they want me to get them or something? I'm thinking about heading to the Safari Zone - I've heard good things about it - but if you want me to catch you something somewhere else, I can do that!

...Alternatively, if anyone's got any plans in the future, let me know, alright? It's been so boring lately. Someone's gotta do something cool soon!

[Maybe Seth will attack again or something. Who knows?]

Thanks!

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Yeah, you don't get much to start with! It really sucks. But don't worry, things will get easier once your Pokémon are stronger!

You must've held down other jobs along the way, then. P3000 isn't nearly enough to make it from New Bark to Goldenrod without it.

[Ooh, a clever one! Well he's not going to let her know about starting in Goldenrod; he's sure some people have figured out that that means you're a Rocket.]

Yep! I was a cashier for a little while on the way here. What about you? Have you held down any jobs so far?

[GOOD SAVE, RYUUNOSUKE. It was a situational trap at best, given that she wasn't actually gunning to Rocket-hunt, but she is in fact one of the ones aware of what it means to start in G-rod.

Luckily, his quick thinking has maintained her blissful ignorance here.]

A few. Ones I'd rather not repeat, if I can help it.

[YEAAAAH HE'S AWESOME LIKE THAT really it's more because he's a little paranoid, but that's not a big deal!]

Not a big fan of being a cashier or working in the Pokémon Center? I can't say I blame you; they're both really dull jobs!

I couldn't. Someone else I knew already had that job.

[And at the time she was still on a nice firm WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN ISHIMARU policy.]

Someone you didn't get along with? Was it someone from your world?

No. Just someone I had a bad encounter with.

[Liar.]

Well, I doubt you're missing out on much! I've never worked in the Center, but I doubt it's any fun at all!

Mm. So long as it pays well, that's really my main concern. Even a tedious job is better than none at all.

I guess that's true! What about the Gym Leaders though? You get some money for beating them!

My team may not be strong enough yet. Are they very difficult to beat?

It depends on types, honestly. Even if you're a lower level you can beat someone if you've got the right types! From what I remember, the first Gym Leader in Violet was pretty difficult, but if you've got rocks or electricity, you should be good!

[Lies; he's never actually fought Falkner and the only time he was in Violet was to attack Sprout Tower. But that doesn't need to be said~]

That's the problem, then. I haven't got either.

Well, what level are your Pokémon? Sometimes you can just brute force it if you don't have anything good against the Gym Leader! But I'd focus on getting at least one of every type so you can build a balanced team!

[Ryuunosuke, what are you talking about you only raise Ghosts and Dark-types.]

That would be good.

But in the meantime, I still need to eat.

[Smoothly dodging that levels question, please and thank you.]

[Well, he doesn't even notice so you're in the clear, Kirigiri!!]

That's true enough! You might have to deal with a boring retail job for the time being, then. But it'll get better, don't worry about that!

I'm sure I'll endure it somehow.

And I'll have to see about the Game Corner when I'm in town.

Sounds good! Maybe I'll see you then!

Oh, speaking of that, my name's Ryuunosuke Uryuu. It's been really nice talking to you!

Mm. I'll remember that.

[NO YOU DO NOT GET A NAME OFFERED IN RETURN BECAUSE THIS IS KYOUKO KIRIGIRI THAT IS HOW SHE ROLLS.]

[WOW RUDE KIRIGIRI]

What, I don't get a name in return?

[N O P E

TOO SLOW, BRO she's already hung up. :( ]

[COME ON KIRIGIRI THAT'S JUST RUDE]

[ > Kirigiri
> Rude

AND NO ONE WAS SURPRISED.]

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