Ah, come on. If you want to fuck him that badly, just fuck him so you can get over the whole embarrassment thing. Who knows, maybe he'll like it and you can do that sort of shit whenever you want.
He's uh, not getting the hint as quickly as I'd like though. Or maybe he's already gotten it and he's just waiting to see if I'll do anything about it. That wouldn't surprise me.
[HE'S REALLY HOPING THAT'S NOT IT look he's weird about this when there are actual feelings involved]
Yeah, I know... I guess I don't want to screw things up though. He's really important to me and if he isn't interested, that'd probably make things weird.
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[#priorities]
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Like something. I'll probably try to catch him after this flower thing so he doesn't decide that what I really need in my life is a bunch of dates.
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[Is he joking?? Maybe???]
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[GIVE HIM A MOMENT TO LAUGH REALLY HARD, OKAY]
You know, I probably should try to deny that, but wow.
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That's going to get a massive amount of... something over the crystal.]
Th-That's--! Wow.
[WOW NO THAT IS TOTALLY NOT WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO he would totally fuck the really manic guy SHUT UP KIMBLEY]
No?? I'm not... That's not...!
[...okay that's definitely embarrassment now.]
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...You are not a subtle guy.
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[HE HAS HIS FACE BURIED IN A SOFT THING NOW, THANKS]
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[Relationship advice!]
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[look there are feelings involved, that makes this 500% harder than it needs to be]
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[AND ALSO BEING TURNED DOWN WOULD BE THE WORST THING]
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You know, somehow I didn't take you for the blushing virgin type.
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[sh-shut up]
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Y-Yeah, I guess so.
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[He still thinks you should just fuck him and get it over with.]
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Speaking of those, he's still obviously feeling embarrassed but there's something warm and pleasant underneath that.]
Yeah, uh. It's... not bad at all? It's kinda nice, actually.
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Did you actually tell him, or are you just being completely unsubtle at him and hoping he'll take the hint?
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[and boy does he sound proud of himself about it]
He's uh, not getting the hint as quickly as I'd like though. Or maybe he's already gotten it and he's just waiting to see if I'll do anything about it. That wouldn't surprise me.
[HE'S REALLY HOPING THAT'S NOT IT look he's weird about this when there are actual feelings involved]
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[It's entirely possible that he's stupid.]
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[Feelings, man. No one knows how to feelings.]
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