Ryūnosuke Uryū (雨生龍之介)

[ VIDEO ]

This is so cool!

[Uh oh, looks like Ryuunosuke's back. He's actually been back in Johto for awhile now, but he's only now making his presence known to the network. Anyway, if the audio on your 'Gear hasn't been blasted out by that shout, you'll hear some strange sounds of movement and see something that looks vaguely like a tentacle move in front of the 'Gear.]

If only you were here to see this, Bluebeard! You'd be so pleased, I just know you would!

[Ryuunosuke walks into the frame, though it's tilted at an angle and clearly being held by a shaky cameraman. For some inexplicable reason, Ryuunosuke is missing a shoe and his foot is covered in red paint that looks suspiciously like blood. On the floor beneath him is a magic circle - or at least, a shoddily drawn one. The tentacle thing is covering most of the circle though; it looks like Ryuunosuke summoned another demon.

Oh dear.]

Hear this, Johto! I'll take down all your Pokémon with my own! He'll crush them and snap them and destroy them and it will be so amazingly cool!

[A pause. Ryuunosuke glances over at the pile of tentacles.]

At least, I think you're a boy. Huh.

[He returns his gaze to the camera and points at it - his hands are also covered in that red paint.]

If I don't get any challengers, I'll let this thing go wild on Goldenrod! So come on already!

[And end feed!]

[ ACTION ]

[True to his word, Ryuunosuke and the tentaclebeast are out having a little fun in Goldenrod City. Any bystanders will be snatched up by the tentaclebeast, but for some reason it won't kill them. Maybe it's because death doesn't stick in Johto and that's simply no fun at all. Regardless, Ryuunosuke is laughing maniacally and urging the monster on to destroy anything that gets in its way. There are quite a few downed lampposts in the wake of this terror.

...They might be advancing on the Pokémon Center. Someone should probably stop them.]

Time really flies here, doesn't it? I've been here six months already. It doesn't feel like it's been that long.

[Ryuunosuke actually looks relatively pleased today, which is a first. He's been melancholy or in tears for his previous broadcasts. Today he's sporting an arm brace on his left arm, which can be seen when he flails while talking.]

I didn't think I'd ever get used to it. I mean, this world is so different than my own. But I've come to kind of enjoy it! Don't get me wrong, it could stand to be more interesting...

So let's play a game! Don't worry, there will be prizes! I'm looking for the coolest Pokémon out there! All you have to do is show it to me on the 'Gear, though I'd love to see it in person, or even have one of my own if they're really cool! The winner will get a TM and second place will get a Moon Stone! Unless the first place winner wants the Moon Stone, I guess I could switch them.

Show me your coolest Pokémon!

[For the curious, Ryuunosuke has been recovering from a botched attack. He was supposed to broadcast earlier this month about an attack on the Power Plant in Kanto, but unfortunately for him, their defenses were stronger than he had planned for. Ryuunosuke kind of fell off his Steelix and injured him arm during the battle, but he managed to escape. He's currently chilling in Saffron and trying not to aggravate his injury any.]

[ V I D E O ]
[Ryuunosuke has been in Johto for all of ten minutes and he's already figured out how to work the 'Gear. It was pretty self-explanatory. He hasn't bothered trying to find out anything about this place - instead he's more concerned with something else.]

This is so cool!

[The video feed opens with that rather loud shout, followed by a shot of a Gastly. The Pokémon seems to share his trainer's sentiment there.]

What is this place? Where can I get more of these Pokémon things? They're incredible! How do they work? Are they just like normal animals?

[Ryuunosuke calms down after a moment, turning the Gear to focus on himself. He certainly looks innocent enough!]

Does anyone know how I got here? I should probably try to get back home-- oh! Has anyone seen a really tall guy who goes by "Bluebeard"?

[His smile widens. Someone's not too bothered about showing up here!]

Thanks in advance!

[And end feed!]

[ A C T I O N ]
[Ryuunosuke can be found just about anywhere in Goldenrod after the video is posted to the network; he'll be exploring the Rocket Base, the Department Store, and even the Routes surrounding the city. He doesn't stand out very much, but he does have the Gastly following him around.]

[...He'll also occasionally be claiming that things are cool and looking like a kid in a candy store. But you know, normal things like that.]